I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
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she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
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We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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