There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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