nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
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Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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