..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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