just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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