Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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