She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Randomize
