so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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