You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
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you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
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Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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