Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
