Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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