why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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