i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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