i just google imaged poop.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
