your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
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My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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