Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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