The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
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I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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