He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
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we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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