He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
This baby is an asshole
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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