It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
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Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
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I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I lost the right to judge tonight
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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