so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
