you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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