im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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