Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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