She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Randomize
