The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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