Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
My first STD was from a foam party
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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