wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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