Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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