Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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