Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
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trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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