Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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