"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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