I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
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Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life