i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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