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  you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils

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  25 People Confess The Most Awkward Situation They’ve Ever Been In

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.

  (434): View more from Virginia

  Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?

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  Probably

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall

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• (305): View more from Florida

  We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.

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