Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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