Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I wear drunk well.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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