I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
