Jerry, you need to find god
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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