kristin has been a bad kristin
its not stalking. its research.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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