Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
