The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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