these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
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I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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