yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Green mimosas i think yes
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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