no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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