Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
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Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
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if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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