I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
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i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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