Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking