they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
21 Bartenders That Are Definitely Winning At Their Jobs
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
25 Of The Most Cringeworthy Internet Stalking Fails
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell