wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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