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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.

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• (315): View more from New York

  and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE

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  These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids

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• (361): View more from Texas

  He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.

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  Flo's in town, ain't she.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Did we have sex last night?

  (317): View more from Indiana

  No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.

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