I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
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the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
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I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.