Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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