we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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