Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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