he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
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martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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