i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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