awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
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Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
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That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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